What?

Hello.
I've been in the north.
We tried to eat twenty-five fish fingers each.
I ate 22, Himyarl had 23 and Burch had 26!
It's good to be back and hip to be square.
See you then
Bye now x

Tight Manners

Coming soon.
Hot chicks with beats.
Tight manners are preparing to hit the freakin scenesies
with their mega new single "Dirty hand job" a truly adequate
version of The Mekano Set's original.
Clap your hands and feel proud to be frumpy and adequate
especially if you have stains on your clothes.
What? Can someone explain that?
Rather!

Midnight Savage

Saturday, went tropical.
Boggers came to the crib. We watched Ghostwatch and then Boggers
crudded himself about going homesies. Nowt to do with 0800 505050
outfit and slight Hetfield mouth - everything to do with Pipes.
We lifted the anchor and set him sail safely home...





















What else do you want?
What?

Thanks a lot

http://www.myspace.com/62029747
Apparently if you want to find me on that my space thing. I am the above freakin
number. Feel really good about myself now. I feel like a bar code.

Spacial awareness

Hi.
I nicked this from a girl called Elena. www.forstergirls.com.
It's a Hastronaut.
I've just signed up to myspace - a whore of a market place, an shameless
interactive selling machine, my way of keeping up with my contempories.
I'm a bit nervous about this venture, I'm aware that anything I say I like in
Myspace will be uncool so has to be padded with a certain amount of sarcasm
to protect my English approach of shame.
My main issue is space though. I'm really scared of space, and now I have my own.
I fear rockets. I do not want to stay in a hotel with no gravity. I do not
want to eat packet food or go really really fast up in to the air. I do not want
to be in the air, I really don't. I don't want to wear a space suit - unless later
in life I find I'm allergic to oxygen and that's the only way I can leave my house.
I do however want to hang out with Russians and monkeys.

Bye x

Chuck D

What the Dickens! Hmmmnsies.
Yep! I've been rocking a lot of this chap recently. To say he is my best is true,
to say he rocks is also fact.
I went round to his house on Sunday, used his loo, touched his desk that sort of thing.
Had a swell time, looking at pictures of him and reading some of his work.
A thoroughly interesting chap.
I have a slight leaning towards his mates David Copperfield, Scrooge,
Mr Micawber etc. .
To quote the old gent " It was the best of times, the worst of times",
I had a wonderful time at his place and then got a migraine and went blind.
Amazing.
Burch has some interesting points to make about him, including
"You can say what you like about Chuck, yes.. You can say what you like about him."
Poignant,no?
Just thought I'd spread some of his joy.
After Chuck, I would kiss Thomas Hardy and Mark Twain. However as a one off
smoocherama I would definitely frenchie Gabriel Garcia Marquez for
the wonder of"100 years of solitude".
If you disagree I am available on Saturday afternoon for a fight in
those massive sumo suits that people have at fetes. Let me know.

Thanks for listening. It means so much.

x

Holy radioactive unembarrassed gingers

Well hi there,

Please join me in saying a huge exyskill and brill 99th birthday (even though you've
been dead for about ten years) to the devilishly handsome Cesar Romero. Doesn't
he look like the lovely Karen Elson??? That's right he doesn't!
He does however look just a little radioactive. He is another of those
ruddy headed things.

Zoe - I'm sure you're all aware who she is - once told me and I quote
"I saw a woman today with three ginger children, and she wasn't even embarrassed!"
I found this a right good joke, however I am aware that it does alienate
certain friends of mine so make apologies for any insult. I just rather liked it.

Well that sure is a high to end on.

Crikey Moses

Hi I'm back.
I do hope everyone is well.
It's been a long time I shouldn't have left you, without a dope beat to step to.
You know? Or other such street colloquialisms.
What's that? What have I been doing? Well, lots and nowt all at the same time.
I've just found this mega website called The Brick Testament - it's loads of
Bible stories told through lego. It shows you how to live your life! The bits
about periods and homosexuality are amazing! Click on the picture to be
transported to the toybox!
What else?
Maybe I'll come back later and tell you what else, it's important that
you all learn how to stone your family to death first. First work and then
pleasure.
Adios

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