Bodovitch Van Winkle

Today is Bodovitch Van Winkle's(wife of Lodovitch Van Winkle) birthday.
She is a quarter plus one I believe. 26% of life years old. She had a birthday
party which I attended last night. Bod and her group of scallywags otherwise known
as The Mekano Set were kind enough to perform some songs for us at this party,
this is where it gets good...
Bod is one of my best on stage and here are the reasons why:
1)Last night she was wearing a T-shirt which Himyarl thought had
T.V's Ian Macaskill on it.
2)Bod chucks it all over the place and says swear words, but then off stage
looks like a good healthy Christian girl who owns an animal
sanctuary and fights for a safe and joyful world.
3)Bod ends her set by slipping from 'Dirty Hand Job' into mega wammy crucial
'Horses' by Patti.
Now I must discuss the effect this transition made to me. I was sitting comfortably
watching the Kids have a groovy time on the stage, Bod was chucking it, Martin was
screaming along every now and again and really enjoying himself and Patrick was quietly
rocking it at the back when I heard 'but the movie kept moving as planned...'
MY FACE WENT RED. I HAD TO SHOUT. FEAR OF WEEING DOWN MY LEG TOOK OVER.
MY HANDS TOOK CONTROL OF THEIR OWN DESTINY AND SLAPPED TOGETHER.
MY MOUTH OPENED AT VARIOUS INTERVALS AND NOISES LIKE 'WOO' SLIPPED
OUT.I GOT EXCITED.
Yowser! What a way to end the set, especailly when you've chucked yourself on the
floor and messed around with distortion pedals and the like and made a racket.
Well done Kids. A good night had by all.
Happy Birthday - a round of blue sanitary towel display of absorbency cocktails all round!