Texas Chainsaw Panto boy massacre on Ocean Drive with hairy armpits

Tuesday night, Sudoku,Tea, Bob on the stereo everything is fine until
this flipping one above, this stupid bollock chops, Bonnie Langford in Peter
Pan at the Theatre Royal Basingstoke style, spacca, loser of evilness who
will ask you for money to get back to Glasgow at the train station everyday
poo willy nut shithead most rubbish voice band that makes my skin crawl and
a little bit of sick appear in my mouth everytime I think about him/her
came up in conversation.
Now I am furious.
This has begun my annual red faced so upset and angry that tears will fall soon
rant about my worst most womens jeans things ever. You ready
1) Sharleen Shithairy from Texas. She really needs to go away or at least stand
by her abilities in the middle of the road and get run over so we never
ever have to listen to her whining voice or see her little boys head with
pubescent boys scrotum cheeks again. Take her away - I am finished with
her now.


















2) The Lighthouse Family - responsible for 'Ocean Drive'. I was going to

write about why I dislike these people but have decided that it
will be better for my mental health to stay quiet, kind of like cheese
before bedtime. However let me just say again - responsible for
'Ocean Drive'.

3) Heather 'Hairy armpits' Small. Whoops I've just sicked on my lip.
Why does she sing? Why does she do it? It is the most selfish
behaviour exercised by any one individual since Rod Hull slipped
off his roof. How can you be in a band with someone called 'Shovel'?
How can you sing like you are trying to eat your own chest? Why
were you not aborted? Are you sure you're proud?

I am going now. I think I have a fever.