Magnificent TV presenters in their flying machines

I'm not sure I can tell you all this tale of woe. I might
have to come back in a minute as I think it might be one
of the funniest things ever.
It is a love story from heaven. These two kids - TV's Mike
Smith and Sarah Greene decided to visit some friends in
Cheltenham on the year of our Lord September 10th 1988.
How did they attempt to get there? Walk? Run? BMX?
Nissan Sunny? No way, these are TV's Mike and Sarah.
They decided to travel in style. By helicopter.
They got their visiting outfits on( massive glasses and Noel
Edmunds Breakfast show jumper as well as evil Aryan blonde hair)
and utilised Mike's skills of flying. They got to a field and climbed inside
their flying machine, probably gave each others hands and bums a
squeeze and then left the ground for the sky.
They weren't up there long. The helicopter flew out of control
according to eyewitness Maggie Mcmillan and then it came down
real fast into a tree. They both broke bones and were taken to the
local hospital. Sarah was back on Going Live quite soon afterwards
and they got engaged and married real soon afterwards.
Isn't life full of wonderful suprises? Isn't there a leprechaun at
the end of every rainbow and haven't hairstyles improved in the
last 17 years? Joy to the World. So now you know that even if you have
got blonde hair someone from TV may also have blonde hair too.